It’s 1969 and Marvel has more than tripled its circulation
in the last eight years, going from 20 million comics years to over 60 million
comics.
The M.M.M.S. has gotten over 50,000 membership requests. And
so the next step was to successfully merchandize their characters. So, in
glorious color, the Marvelmania catalog was released. Or maybe it just escaped, offering poster
decals and games. Soon another catalog
would follow. That one promoted the new
Marvelmania monthly, which didn’t last too long.
But I thought you’d like to see the catalogs.
In case you can't read it, here is what the letter says:
Dear
Marvelmaniac,
Unless you're
the type who reads his catalogs backwards, you've probably spent the last few
hours looking over what shall soon prove to be just the beginning of what
MARVELMANIA has to offer. By now, you've probably drooled yourself dry, so
let's talk
about all that you've seen so far...It's nothing! That's right, we said
nothing...compared to what's coming. All this is a start--hopefully a good
start to what shall soon prove to be the greatest thing to happen to comic
books since the staple! MARVELMANIA is here to serve you and the many items
depicted in this promulgated prospectus are just the first in a series of
projects carefully calculated to please you out there in Marvel-Land! And why?
Because you're like us. Even though we've never met, if this catalog has found
its way into your mitts, we have something in common: A love for the cornucopia
of concoctions of Stan Lee and his Bullpen. Like us, you've probably desired
posters and decals of Marvel heroes and other items which are a logical
progression from reading these masterworks. We now are in a position to comply
with these wishes, so all you have to do is to tell us what you want. If it's
possible, we'll do it!
Each item
herein has been designed with the serious fan in mind. Our Roster line,
f'rinstance, is comprised of drawings done especially for and printed by the
finest process feasible. And if you think they look good in the catalog--those
reproductions don't begin to do justice to what you'll soon have up on your
wall! (or ceiling, if you lie down a lot!) Why do we use the finest glossy
stock poster paper available? Because we know you fans wouldn't have it any
other way! We offer you no catch-penny gimmicks--You're too precious to us to
be lost so easily. We want you to think of MARVELMANIA as a firm working day
and night to offer what you out there want. That's what it's all about!
Many people
who will be reading this catalog have not yet joined up with us, and if the
above paragraphs have expressed even one-tenth of our sincerity, those
non-believers will be dying for their membership kits now, so we interrupt for
a minute to bring you this commercial...
Membership is
still open ( and will be as long as the goodies hold out!) and may be had from
the usual address for $1.75 plus 25c postage. (Canadian and European orders add
50c, please.) The complete kit features a giant poster reproducing a Captain
America cover, a sheet of our decorative decals and a jumbo Hulk-decal, your
surprise membership card designed in all its four-color glory by Jack Kirby, a
copy of this very catalog, and a surprise or two--All packed in a nifty tube
which can be used as an ultra-disposable snorkel. We now return you to our
regularly-scheduled letter...
The
aforementioned contents are only material things, of course. There is no way,
nor should there be a way we can advertise spirit. Most important is this
club...a club which strives to involve itself in activities for the good of the
community and the general membership. Already, our participation in the Marine
Corps Reserve's TOYS FOR TOTS campaign has be-un this series and what we're
capable of in the future will lift us even higher. We feel that the
participation of the entire membership is imperative in these plans and we seek
to instill some enthusiasm in you--As much as our limited vocabulary will
permit. We also, however, feel both an obligation and a need to offer everyone
a chance to participate. The cold statistics boil down to the more members, the
more strength the club has. You members out there will have this enthusiasm,
we'hope--And we won't be ungrateful. For instance, if you get a friend to join
up (which should be just about as hard as showing him your kit!) and, with his
order, he gives us your address--we'll send you a piece of MARVELMANIA Mad
Money described on the opposite page. We won't forget those who help us.
The big
support, though, comes in your ideas. We hope that what we offer you in this
catalog meets with your approval. If it doesn't--If any item doesn't meet with
your approval--we hope you'll let us know and if enough people share your
feelings, it won't be in the next catalog. And if you have an idea for a new
club activity, product, or contest--let us know! We aim to please. We are
especially proud of our posters. In the past, super-hero posters were either
"pop-art" (Ugh!) or small pictures blown up to fuzzy proportions with
little or no backgrounds on the cheapest paper available...We strive to break
that tradition. Our decals shall, we hope, prove to be a veritable necessity
for the well-equipped Marvelite's notebook, lunch box, car, bike, and any
other place you can think to stick 'em! The buttons? Well, when you've got it,
flaunt it--And when you're a merry Marvel reader, let the world know! And if
someone asks you who you're voting for for mayor, just watch the expression on
their face when you pull out a Dr. Doom button! The stationery kit kicks off
what we hope shall be the biggest pen-pal program ever. As strange as it may
seem, we're just about selling friends...Or, at least, you'll make friends easy
with our stunning stationery! Once again, everything is full-color because we
know you wouldn't have it any other way! Our art kit is directed at all you
budding Rembrandts. We give you the rare chance to test and develop your skill
by inking and coloring such greats as Kirby, Steranko, and Buscema. And as if
that weren't enough, we've tossed in a host of self-portraits (including that
mystery one) done by your Bullpen buddies especially for you! At last, but
certainly far from least...our Marvel plastic pool pillows are still
available. Everyone who bought one agrees that they're fuY to lie on, fun to
play with, or just plain the nuttiest conversation piece that ever brightened
up a den or playroom!
You say you
want bonuses? Step right up, ladies and gents--Our Marvel Mad Money on the
opposite page returns a 42 cent coupon to you with every order of $1.25 or
more. (Not good on membership kits--sorry!) This makes it possible for those
of you with lots of wall space to get all eight posters by buying only six for
$7.50 (+ postage) and getting the other two on us with the six pieces of Mad
Money you'll get. And the first one hundred copies of each poster will be
autographed (unless you request otherwise) by the artists themselves! This
means getting King Kirby to sign 400 posters, but no sacrifice is too great for
you merry men! Moreover, here's a special bonus for members only--On all orders
over $5.00, just enclose 50 cent handling charge and we'll pay the postage plus
any additional handling! Nifty, huh?
So, whatcha
waiting for? If we haven't convinced you by now, it's hopeless and if you're
breathing, we want you along! (Zombies need not apply!) MARVELMANIA
INTERNATIONAL is on the move and we want everybody along! So face front,
friends--That may not be where it's at, but that's where it's going to be!
P.S. So that
we can get to work on new things right away, we'd appreciate it if each and
every one of you would fill out the enclosed questionnaire and send it back to
us as soon as possible!
Thanks.
OKAY MARVELMANICS....ON TO THE SECOND CATALOG!
And the letter here reads:
Dear
Marvelmaniacs,
With this
catalog, all previous lists and ads become obsolete. We have revamped. our line
as part of the never-ending effort to provide exactly what you members want,
based mainly upon your mail. Every suggestion we have received has been read
and considered by members of our bloodshot staff and many of them have been
incorporated into this catalog. Some old items have been dropped and new ones
added.
On the
opposite page, assuming the printer put everything in the proper place, you will
see our new membership kit which shall serve as a permanent introduction to new
members. Its contents have been considered carefully to properly welcome new
members aboard and to familiarize them with the club and its objectives.
Appropriately, we have placed the club magazine next in our catalog, for that
is our continuing link with you, the members of this club and it is through
this magazine that the club operates and makes plans...in addition to being a
darn good magazine, as well. [The editor insisted we put that line in there!]
The remainder
of the catalog is chock-full of the many Marvel-oriented goodies which are not
available anywhere else and are produced for the enjoyment of Marvel fans
everywhere. Your response to these items will determine whether or not they
will continue in our line or be dropped in favor of other things.
Any
suggestions or comments you may have will be, as always, welcomed.
This catalog
also offers you the rare opportunity to test you Marvelility. Quickly look it
over and then record your reactions...If your eyes bug out and you get goose
bumps looking at the posters, you're a first-class Marvel fan. If your palms
tingle and you feel like running around the block to cool off, you're really a
Marvel Fan. If you go absolutely berserk over the Art Kits and models, and jump
up on a chair to sing the theme song from the Spider-Man T.V. show, you're a
Marvelite Maximus...In other words, you're our kind of guy. Of course, you may
just get mildly ecstatic, but there are some people who won't get excited about
anything!
So stop
reading and start leafing through our [As the boys in the shipping room call
it...] promulgated prospectus and go, go, go!
I've got that first catalogue myself, Barry - can't recall if I've ever featured it on my blog 'though. Apparently, the man behind the Marvelmania merchandise was a bit of a shady character. I think Mark Evanier and perhaps Steve Sherman worked for him for a while. I hear that some fans are still waiting to receive their orders.
ReplyDeleteI was happy that the cover of the second catalog was in black and white. I colored it. (Hangs head in shame)
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